Category: Humor

Jimmy Hoffa

I have been concerned about the possibility that Jimmy Hoffa must be buried somewhere.  And, they have had such reliable snitches to tell them where the body is that I started thinking about the odds. I mean, eventually, after sixty million wrong guesses, the odds will narrow, right? Then I thought, hey, when I was […]

Cave man muffler job

Cave man muffler job A few weeks back we were on the way home and the muffler fell off the car. It decided to hang on by the barest of thread and so it dragged all the way home and made a hell of a racket. I consider myself a do-it-yourself guy. Sort of like […]

This week from Geo Dell

This week from Geo Dell… So last week mom is heading to the store and asks if I need anything. Sure, I say, a toothbrush. So she gets the toothbrush and the next morning I get up and open it and it looks a little odd, thick handled, funny looking bristles, but it seems to […]

Moses and pigs

So listen to this revelation I came up with and or was visited upon me due to boredom and excessive snow totals and yowling cats. What if… Wait for it… What if Moses did not faithfully rewrite what God said to him about pork. Specifically, what if God said… “Moses, thou and thou people shalt […]

Fixing my own car

Fixing my own car A few weeks back we were on the way home and the muffler fell off the car. It decided to hang on by the barest of thread and so it dragged all the way home and made a hell of a racket. I consider myself a do-it-yourself guy. Sort of like […]

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